My Gifts to Mankind

We’ve been told that there are two classes of clothing, clean and dirty, but that is simply not the case.  Take your jeans, for example.  Th...

I’ve been neglectful.   I promised to deliver a new idea every Monday, and I haven’t. It’s not that I’m out of ideas.   I am out of t...

I have been informed that, due to certain trademark laws, I cannot produce this shirt myself. That is why I pass it along to the Chicago Bu...

The NBA and the Players Union are currently negotiating a new collective bargaining agreement. I’d like some input. In the current CBA, t...

I do not care about women's sports. There is no sense in hiding it. I don’t care who wins, and I’ll change the channel when their high...

I’ve been gone, or more accurately my computer has. But thanks to Apple, it’s back, and so am I with a special Tuesday idea giveaway. For...

This week’s free idea is more akin to what grinds Peter Griffin’s gears, but I can’t help it. If you’ve watched any of the World Cup, you p...