Monday, June 14, 2010

World Cup, Ban Vuvuzelas

This week’s free idea is more akin to what grinds Peter Griffin’s gears, but I can’t help it. If you’ve watched any of the World Cup, you probably already know what I’m talking about.

It’s those damn horns. The vuvuzelas. Their collective din makes every broadcast sound like rush hour at the bee hive. Even at the rare critical play, no waves of excitement can be heard pulsing through the crowd. All we ever hear is the constant drone of those obnoxious vuvuzelas.

World Cup, please ban vuvuzelas. They’re chasing away your viewers. And viewers equal money.


Until next week,
--
Jonathan Rozen

No comments:

Post a Comment